Packing for Persnickety Bitches

It took me an ungodly amount of time to pack for my trip to Baraboo last weekend. I only needed two outfits, but they HAD to be the perfect two outfits. I was going to be seeing people who I only see once or twice a year, and I was going to be photographed. A lot. And every single one of those photos were going to be uploaded straight onto the interwebs for everyone and their brother to see. I had to make these outfits count. I don’t post many pictures of myself on online, so that weekend was at least half of my Facebook photo quota for the year. These clothes had to make a statement. They had to make me look like a glowing, confident twenty something, who has nothing but good things ahead of her. This distracts people from realizing that I am actually near panicking about A: whether or not I will get into grad school, B: how the hell I will afford grad school, car payments (did I mention I’m getting a car?), and other miscellaneous things humans need to survive i.e. food, and C: whether or not I am making any good life decisions at the point in time. Despite all this, I wanted to look like the essence of poise and self-assuredness. I’m pretty proud of my selections, and I’ve developed this tool for all other badass people out there looking to pick out their weekend redemption outfits. Also, it’s probably the funniest flow chart out there. Enjoy.

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